I can literally hear the sound of the whoosh as the South Park episode from last night passes swiftly over the heads of millions of Tumblrinas.

Fraternity Logic:

"You want to be in our special group?? Well, you’re gonna have to PROVE yourself. Here, put this broomstick up your butt while shotgunning 100 beers. IT’S THE ONLY WAY TO KNOW IF YOU’RE REALLY ONE OF US.”


How long until sjw’s decide that learning a foreign language is “culture appropriation”?



(via thegreatgaybaby)

I don’t really get why it’s such a big deal when celebrity nudes are leaked. Like cool, you saw Jennifer Lawrence ’ s boobs but you’re still alone, so..?


i cant stop watching

(Source: automatically, via goodtimemarte)

  • Friend: I think I'm gonna head home see ya later
  • Me: thank god